Word is you’ve got a one in 292.2 million shot of winning the 1.5 billion Powerball jackpot tomorrow. Not to kick your optimism in the groin, but here are five ridiculous things with better odds . . .
1. You’re 25 times more likely to become President of the United States than win the Powerball.
2. Winning would be like flipping a coin 28 times in a row and getting heads every time.
3. You’re four times more likely to be hit by an asteroid.
4. And you’re 508 times more likely to become a billionaire through some other means.
Did you buy your ticket yet? Wishing you all the luck in the world! Don’t forget about me when you win!