Well it’s highly unlikely that diamond encrusted penises will be a fashion trend in 2017, but I didn’t think Donal Trump would become President of the United States, so what the hell do I know?
Designer Vivienne Westwood featured them in her show recently at London Fashion Week and one of the model’s in the show outfit was held together with a gold, diamond-encrusted penis chain. Because buttons are so 2016.
Those silver penises on the blue suit at the top of the post are being sported by RJ Mitte who you might remember from Breaking Bad. He was sitting front row at the show and is obviously a fan of the look.
This isn’t the first time Westwood has featured penises in her show. Last year for her autumn/fall 2016 collection in Milan, she sent her models down the runway in these penis chokers. You can buy some penis earrings and penis whistle key ring on her website right now! Oh and a few years ago she sent Rhianna a $442 ‘penis clutch’.