Today is National Wine Day, which should be everyday for moms! Here are some of the top surprising facts about wine..
They drank a ton of wine in the Bible, which is probably why they saw stuff like talking bushes and parting seas.
Though it dates back to 325 A.D., it didn’t explode until women needed something to enjoy while listening to Adele.
No matter how much wine you drink, it won’t make Amy Schumer funny.
The smell of wine is called “aroma.” The taste of wine is called, “Awesome. Especially at work.”
Wine may increase your risk of esophageal cancer. So be sure to clean your throat out with long, deep drags off a cigarette.
There’s a right and a wrong way to hold a wine glass. So, to avoid embarrassment, just swig it right from the bottle.
A good wine cellar needs more than fake wood paneling and a foosball table.
“Chardonnay” is French for “booze your mom will like.”
The redder the wine, the more it is attracted to white carpet.
A true wine connoisseur can tell from fragrance which Third World country the picker of the grapes was from.
Red wine goes with beef. White wine goes with fish. And wine coolers go with whatever you order at 2:00 A.M. at Taco Bell.
Avoid all “wine and gas station nacho cheese” parties.
People who buy it in a box say it pairs best with possum.