If there's ONE REASON why I really hope BARACK OBAMA wins the presidential election, it's because it would drive all the racists completely crazy.  Here's what I'm talking about . .

On September 26th, a seventh-grade teacher from Marianna, Florida (--in the panhandle, near the Alabama border), named Greg Howard asked his students if they knew what "change" stood for in Obama's slogan, "Change you can believe in."

So what did he say it stood for?

Can-you-Help-A-(N-word)-Get-Elected.  (???)

After a few students complained about Greg's horrifying attempt at humor . . . the school suspended him for TEN days, and when he returns to work, he'll be transferred to an adult education facility.  (Jackson County Floridan)