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REASONS TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN S?X /CHEAP COSTUME

Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Happy Halloween ALL!!!!!!! I am so pumped.... Luca and I will be out tonight trick or treating for the first time. I am dressing him up as a Lion.....and I can't wait to eat all his candy. LOL

If our looking for contact info on the two guest we had on today's show........here you go.

Psychic Counselor ....Marlena Henderson

Inner Solutions Hypnosis 519 570-0720

519 616 5804

Ghost Hunter ....Sonia Ingriselli

www.sohls.joolo.com

Here are a few funny things I found this morning. Hope you like them. Let me know what you think. Send me a comment.

REASONS TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN S?X

 

  1. Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
  2. If you get tired, wait ten minutes and go at it again.
  3. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
  4. You don't have to compliment the person who gives you candy.
  5. It's okay when the person you're with, fantasizes that you're someone else, because you are!
  6. 40 years from now, you'll still enjoy candy.
  7. If you don't get what you want, you can go next door.
  8. It doesn't matter if the kid's hear you moaning and groaning.
  9. Less guilt the next morning.
  10. You can "do" the whole neighborhood!

CHEAP COSTUME IDEAS

 

  • Cover yourself with a clear plastic garbage bag, fill it with different colored balloons, write 'M' on the balloons and go as a bag of M&M's.
  • Wrap yourself in tin foil and go as leftovers!
  • Cover your and your friends in sheets. One person wears horns, and goes as bull sheet. The other has feathers, chicken sheet. And finally wear a sign that says 'happens.' Sheet happens.
  • Wear a green shirt and attach Christmas ornaments, go as a Christmas tree.
  • Painted your head red and go as a candy apple.
  • Dye Your hair blue and say you're a Ban Roll-On.
  • Put on dark glasses and write "venetian" across your chest and go as a venetian blind.

Have fun tonight.............and be safe.

Love your girl

Adele

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