THE LARGEST SQUID EVER CAUGHT IS BEING THAWED OUT . . . AND YOU CAN WATCH IT ON THE INTERWEB:
Last year, we heard about about some fisherman off the coast of Antarctica who dragged in the largest squid ever caught. This squid is 33 feet long and weighs a SUMPTUOUS 1,089 POUNDS.
--For over a year now, the squid's been frozen. But scientists in New Zealand are now thawing it out so they can begin studying it. And you can watch the thawing over the Internet. Check it out . . .
http://www.r2.co.nz/20080427/camera-4.asx
--According to Steve O'Shea, a squid expert in New Zealand, if you used this squid's tentacles to make calamari rings, they'd each be the size of TRACTOR TIRES.
RANDOM SQUID FACTS:
1.) Squids have sex just like humans do. The males have phalluses which they use to make sweet love to female squids.
2.) Giant squids are killing machines. They stalk large fish, dig their tentacles into the body, and start eating the fish while it's still alive. Squid also eat each other.
OMG!!!!!!!!!!
If you're a soccer fan, you might know who RONALDO is. But just incase you don’t . . . allow me to fill you in.
--Ronaldo's a 31-year-old Brazilian soccer player. He's won the World Cup twice with the Brazilian national team (in '94 and '02) and he plays professionally for an Italian club called A.C. Milan. He's actually pretty famous worldwide.
--Anyway, on Sunday night, Ronaldo was out at a nightclub in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, when he decided he was in the mood for a little group loving . . . so he picked up three compensated dates and headed off to a nearby hotel.
--But when Ronaldo and his escorts got to the hotel, Ronaldo learned that his three lovely ladies . . . weren't ladies AT ALL. They were DELICIOUS TRANNIES!
--Ronaldo freaked out and told the transvestites he wanted nothing to do with them. He offered them each $600 to leave, and two of the "ladies" took the deal. But the third said that unless she got $30,000, she was going to tell the media Ronaldo was into he-shes.
--Ronaldo got upset, and . . . while the details are a little sketchy . . . there was an altercation and the police were called in.
--While being interviewed by the cops, Ronaldo admitted to picking up the prostitutes for group relations . . . but he claims he didn't know the call girls were actually dudes until they got to the hotel.
--Apparently, prostitution isn't illegal in Brazil . . . and Ronaldo hasn't been charged with anything.
(Daily Mail)
And here's a link to a video. You can get a pretty good look at what Ronaldo picked up at the nightclub the other night.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etYP3ZctXJU