There was an article that Adele and I talked about a few weeks ago on the show called "50 Things She Wishes You Knew". Well, Men's Health Magazine decided to counter that article with one of their own called "50 Things Guys Wish Women Knew About Men". Ladies, take some notes:
**You'll notice that some numbers are missing. I couldn't include them on my blog due to the content**
50 Things Guys Wish Women Knew About Men
1. Express yourself. It makes us proud, even if someone thinks you're wrong.
3. Bare, tan shoulders are underrated.
4. If you think I’m speeding now, you should see me drive when you're not in the car.
5. If you're truly interested in us, don't play hard to get.
6. Shopping is a chore, not an activity.
7. When I screw up, go ahead and tell me--once.
8. No question need ever be asked through a closed bathroom door if I'm inside. I love you less with each syllable you utter.
10. My guy friends. Not only are they not negotiable, they’re your best sign that I’m not a whack job.
11. Don't be afraid to ditch the makeup. Natural is sexier.
12. Leave the eyebrows alone. Plucked ain't pretty.
13. You can have sex with us any time you want. Seriously.
14. When the game is on, we will pay attention to you if you're nice about it. Bark, and we shut down.
15. I don't ask for directions because I’m just happy to be driving. Anywhere.
17. We crave hugs and hand-holding too. And no, it doesn't always have to lead to sex.
21. I just may lie to make you feel good. Don’t be angry about this. You really weren't looking for the truth anyway.
22. When you get angry over some stupid little pointless thing, I question your intelligence.
23. You’re really bad at faking it.
24. If I offer my help while you're getting ready, it means you’re late.
25. Never ask me to pick out your outfit. I will invariably get it wrong and make us even more late.
29. When you call us at work "just to chat," we're not really listening; we're checking our e-mail.
31. Chicks who drink beer are hot. Better yet: chicks who drink beer and watch the game. Better still: chicks who buy us a beer during the game.
32. We don't mind being told we look good. Just don't call it a "cute outfit."
34. Being good in bed means a) enthusiasm; b) a sense of humor; and sometimes c) patience.
36. A random unexpected grope is always welcome, even in public. Especially in public.
39. Sure, men stereotypically like to solve a woman's problems. But a woman who solves her own while we watch? We love it.
40. You can pick the movie, but have a reason.
41. Do not expect to have a conversation via text message unless you use the words "naked" and "waiting."
42. Sometimes we wonder why any woman would want to be with us, much less someone as amazing as you. So, thanks.
43. Anytime you cook for us, we're happy.
44. If you can hit a golf ball 150 yards, we just might fall in love.
45. No, I don't remember what he said next. Or she. Or anybody, for that matter. I'm a guy, not a tape recorder.
46. We love you even more because you know we need to go out with the guys once in a while.
47. And we love it when you hang with us guys, too.
48. We have a keen sense of imminent danger. It sounds like, "Do you think she's pretty?"
49. Don't rely on us for keeping you up on the news.
50. Never say, "I know you better than you know yourself." Nobody does